February 17, 2010
You’re east coast, not New Mexico. If you aren’t used to seeing so much snow, you have to fake that you are used to it, puff up your chest and go to work. No goddamn excuses, I don’t want to hear “but we don’t have plows” You’re a goddamn American!

eject: Here’s the part where I tease you about Snow in America

I moved away from the snow so I wouldn’t have to feel like a pansy while making excuses.